PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked